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  • Girl: Tum din main kitni bar shave kartay ho?

    Girl: Tum din main kitni bar shave kartay ho? Boy: 30 sy 40 bar, Girl; Kya tum pagal ho? Boy; Nahi, main ” Naaii ” hon..

  • Tushaar Kapoor Ki Films K Thay Hum Ko Chaskay

    Tushaar Kapoor Ki Films K Thay Hum Ko Chaskay Un Ki Taraf Dekh Kr Har Gali Me Hr Larki K Peechay Bhatkay, Police Sy PrAy Itnay Phatkay, K Ghar Wale 5000 De kr Hi Chutkay, Moral: Kapoor Kandan Ki Aadtoon Per Na Jao.

  • MoNA:Aunty Aunty,Shani UncLe Ny Jo Singapoor Wali Ghri Mughay...

    MoNA:Aunty Aunty,Shani UncLe Ny Jo Singapoor Wali Ghri Mughay De Thi Wo Nadi Mein Gir Gai Magr Phr Bhi Chal Rahi Hy, Aunty:Kya? Ghari…!! Mona:Nai Aunty..!! Nadi..

  • 60% people of the whole world r not yet...

    60% people of the whole world r not yet borned.Ask why? Ans: Bcoz as u know that “jine lahore nai waikia o jamia hi nai”

  • What Will a Guy Sing After

    What Will a Guy Sing After He Gets Proposal From A Rich Girl . . . ?? . . . . . . . . . . . . Agar Tum Mil Jao Kamana Chorh Denge Hum . . . :p ;->

  • Man: beta ap k abu ghar per hain?

    Man: beta ap k abu ghar per hain? Boy: nai wo walk per gye hain Man: acha apne bare bhai ko bulao Boy: wo cricket khailne gaye hain Man: tmhari ami to hon gi na? Boy: wo shoping krne gai hain Man(ghusay se): phir tm ghar kya kr rahe ho, kahin chale jao. Boy: uncle […]

  • Amazing Newz

    Amazing Newz Recent Survey Shows Dat D Fastest Animal On D Earth, Wid A Top Speed Of 120 Ft/Sec Is a “Cow” Dat Has Been Droped Out Of A Helicopter 😉

  • Teachr: Wat Is Ur Father?

    Teachr: Wat Is Ur Father? Stdnt : I.C.S. In Summer & P.C.S. In Winter. Tchr: Wats Dat? S:Ice Cream Seller In Summr & Pakoda Chat Seller In Winter

  • Baap:Beta College Mein Tune Kaun Se 2 Mushkil Kam...

    Baap:Beta College Mein Tune Kaun Se 2 Mushkil Kam Sikhe? Beta: 1Danto Se Beer Ki Botle Kholna. 2tez BIKE Me Bhi 1 Tili Se Cigret Jalana

  • Girl:agr tm mjse shadi krna chaty ho to tme...

    Girl:agr tm mjse shadi krna chaty ho to tme mere mumy papa ko khush krna hoga Boy:han me kroga.mje kia krna hoga me apni jan tk de skta hun.kaho. Girl:tumhe hr hafte mumy ko 5kg ata dena hoga,aur papa ki gari me 5litre petrol dalwana hoga. Boy:acha BAJI ami aba ko salam kehna

  • ";";"OopSs";";"

    “;”;”OopSs”;”;” Thak Thak Thak. G Kon? Ghar K Maalik Kahan Hain? Servant:Wo Safr Per GaYe Hain. Acha..!! Kya Aram Or Tafreeh K Liay Gaye Hain?” Servant: Nahi Sir, Meray Khyal Me Nahi, Kyun K Begum Sahiba Bhi Saath Gai Hain”

  • Ek Factory Me Aag Lag Gai..

    Ek Factory Me Aag Lag Gai.. Fire Brigade Ki Gari Seedhi Factory Me Ja Ghusi Or Us Ne Tmam Aag Bhuja Di.. Factory Owner Ne Khush Ho Kr Usay Rs.10000 ka Inaam Dia Or Pocha:Tum Is Raqm Ka Kya Kro Gay? Driver:sAb Se PehLay BrAkes Theek Krwaon Ga.