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  • Burey Aamal

    Burey Aamal ki waja se, merne k baad, kuch Mard (Men) Bhoot ban jatey hai, Lekin Tamam Aurten (women) Merney k Baad b Churailen hi rehti hai.

  • Angel asked a man after death: kya tu shadi...

    Angel asked a man after death: kya tu shadi shuda tha? Man:Haan Angel ordered: ye dozakh bhugat k aaya hai isay jannat mein daal do. Angel asked same Question to another man… Man: 2 baar shadi ki hai. Angel ordered: isay dozakh mein daal do isay dozakh mein rehnay ki aadat ho gayi hai 😉

  • If some1 asks me wat is humanity,

    If some1 asks me wat is humanity, I wud sit next to u, Pull you close to me, Put my arms around u, and say proudly, LOVING ANIMALS That’s humanity:

  • Chochoo chochoo cha chcha..

    Chochoo chochoo cha chcha.. mobile pe choha nacha.. . . . . . . . . . . . . mobile ne toon toon bjaya.. choha msg perhne aya.

  • Pehle Ladkiya DUA Kar Ke Soti Theen

    Pehle Ladkiya DUA Kar Ke Soti Theen Taki Unhe DAR Na Lage! Magar Aaj Kal MAKE-UP Kar Ke Soti Hain Taki Dusre Na DAR Jaye.

  • Teacher: Tum School Kyun Aate Ho?

    Teacher: Tum School Kyun Aate Ho? Student: Sana Ke Liye Sir! Teachr : Phir tum class me so kyun rahe ho? Student: Aaj Sana nahi aye na is liye.

  • Professional Lover's:

    Professional Lover’s: Hajjaam: chehry pe mery zulf ko bikhrao kisi din doctor: akhir is dard ki dawa kya hy? Sunara: kash main tery haseen hath ka kangan hota wakeel: wo qadam qadam pe jeety, main qadam pe haara choki daar: tooti hy meri nend magar tumko is sy kya? Maali: suna hy boly to baton […]

  • What iz similarity between SUN & WIFE

    What iz similarity between SUN & WIFE . . . . . YE HE k 2ono ke taraf ankh utha k nhe daikha ja sakta:)

  • Girl: Do You Smoke Cigarettes?

    Girl: Do You Smoke Cigarettes? Guy: What Else Can I Do With Them?

  • Faqeer To Memon : Allah Ke Naam Pe Kuch...

    Faqeer To Memon : Allah Ke Naam Pe Kuch De Do Baba. Memon : Cycle Pe Betho Aik Round Day Daita Hoon . . . :p :->

  • Why Did Ram Gopal Varma Made "PHOONK"

    Why Did Ram Gopal Varma Made “PHOONK” Usk I Pichli “AAG” Ko Bhujane K Liye

  • BREAKING NEWS

    BREAKING NEWS Islamic research se sabit hua hay k murghi haram hay… Agar chori kii hoo tu 😀