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  • Bacha ami ami

    Bacha: ami ami, ap mujhy mat maara karo. Ami .kun bacha kun ky aj hamy teacher ny kaha insan miti sy bany hain agar mei tot gaya

  • Zalzala mehsoos hua

    Zalzala mehsoos hua? Is Jumle ki English bata do Ha ha ha Send karo 80 % pagal log phoche ge k kub? Kahan?

  • Mere 14 bache hai

    Mere 14 bache hai Ap k kitne bache hai . . . . . . . . . . Aray mein rozon ki baat ker raha hun ap kaha pahonch gaye ho:-) Hanso mat frwd karo market mein niya hai.

  • Wife romantic andaz me

    Wife: Romantic andaz me aasman pe stars dekh k boli: Batao wo kon C cheez hay jo tum roz dekhte ho par tor nahi sakty.? Husband: Tumhara Mou.

  • A cockroach last golden words

    A Cockroach’s Last Golden Words to a Man who is just about to Kill Him :-  “Go ahead & Kill Me, u Coward Man ! u r Jealous of Me bcoz ur Wife is Afraid of Me & Not Afraid of You.” 😀

  • Dor k muqabla ho raha tha

    Dor k muqabla ho raha tha.1 kamzor sa admi sab se peche langrata hua bhag raha tha k achank us ki raftar tez hogae aur wo sab se agay nikal kar dor jeet gaya- Akbari reportrz ne pocha,”apne ye dor kaise jet le?” Wo shaks hanpte hue bola,”ye tu bd me btaon ga,pehle ye bto […]

  • Kamla Dhola Ajeeb Thi Giaya Hai

    Kamla Dhola Ajeeb Thi Giaya Hai Wat Vi Dil Dey Qareeb Thi Giaya Hai Pata Nahi Mekoon ?M? Nai karinda KHALOOS Muk Giaya Hai ?a ?hoda Ghareeb Thi Giaya Hy

  • Mithi mithi needran dy hulary pay lendey 0

    Mithi mithi needran dy hulary pay lendey 0 khaban dy rngley panguray wich bendey 0 nima nima hass k jaan kad lendey o esey lae tay tusi sady dil wich rendey o..

  • Okha langda wqt vichore da bina yar guzara koun...

    Okha langda wqt vichore da bina yar guzara koun kre? Dunia toon kinara ho skda yaraan toon kinara koun kre? Ik din hove taan lang jave sari zindgi guzzara koun kre?

  • Zara 1 bat to batyn ye yad kr k...

    Zara 1 bat to batyn ye yad kr k hi papr dena q zaruri hy ? or is se hota hi kya hy, Thora boht yad reh jata hy jaise wo bhi pura likh kr ajaengy, Cheating hour sirf akhir ka 1 hour, 2 ghanty bethy rhen kya? Maza to ab ayega pocket guide k […]

  • Yaar aik baat to batain yeh 24 gante bijli

    Yaar aik baat to batain yeh 24 gante bijli ka kya maza. jaise garmi ka maza hi na le aur loudsheding bulkul nahi. Maza to ab ayega wapda ke saath, g han ab 24 gante mai 12 gante Loudsheeding woh b complete bill k saath aur electronic nuqsanaat bulkul muft?

  • Taliban: bohat jald karachi arahe hain

    Taliban: bohat jald karachi arahe hain MQM: aslah le lo Awam: rashan le kar rakh lo Pathan: istaqbal karo Memon: BURKE KHAREED LO BAD ME RATE BARH JAINGE:-